I don’t know how to even use this site, but here we go.
Coming from not the most attractive fellow, this may seem like a bit of a jealous outburst, but hey, maybe it is.
I’ve browsed tumblr, for a long, long time (well, then eventually decided to make one). But, what I’ve seen, is something that makes me want to urinate a lemon.
What the hell has happened, to the men and women of tumblr.

What happened, to the beautiful girls that used to be all over tumblr. Beautiful hair, beautiful and respectable clothing, wonderful figure; all that jazz. All I see now, is these orange bimbos, who wear next to nothing, are so skinny I can see their organs, fake hair, trashy make-up, peace and pouting in EVERY DAMN PHOTO that probably think that syphilis is a slurpee flavour. It honestly makes me sad, that these girls are getting all the notes, when the truly beautiful girls, the curvy girls, the naturally beautiful girls are missing out.

And then comes the boys. I’m just a mere below-average-looking man, with horrible dreadlocks, but seriously. Fringes, snapbacks, muscle, vans. It’s all the same man. I may sound like a little jealous bitch, but seriously, it is just getting ridiculous. I fucking love bacon, but I don’t eat it everyday. (That is the worst comparison I’ve ever made). But seriously, there are some other guys on this beautiful, beautiful place, that are more deserving.

I guess this pointless rant can be summed up by me saying, I hate the people who have slowly poisoned this site. Dear not-hipsters-and-people-who-are-beautiful-and-can-use-tumblr-properly. Please, keep the actual beautiful people alive.


Love, Sam.


P.S. Someone teach me to use this fucking site properly.